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Greasy, Cheeky & Dead Tasty

The greasy goods

The
All-time faves

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The proper scran

Drinks

Cold

Water Still / Sparkling ....................

Coke / Zero......................................

Iron Bru ...........................................

Dandelion & burdock ......................

Vimto ...............................................

Virgin Bloody Mary .........................

Lucozade .........................................

Orange / Apple Juice .......................

€3€3

€4

€4

€4

€4

€4

€4

Hot

Builders tea ..................................

Cappuccino ..................................

Latte .............................................

Americano ....................................

Espresso .......................................

Hot Chocolate ...............................

Earl Grey tea .................................

Mint tea .........................................

€3.5

€4

€4

€4

€3

€4

€3.5

€3.5

Hard

Espresso Martini ...............................

Bloody Mery ......................................

Prosecco ...........................................

Heineken, small ................................

Heineken, large ................................

Guiness .............................................

Cider ..................................................

Boozy hot chocolate .........................

€9

€9

€6

€3.5

€3.5

€8

€8

€9

MENU

Fry-Ups €14

Full English

Sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, hash brown, toasted English muffin
 

Irish Fry

Sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, black & white pudding, potato cake, soda bread
 

Scottish

Square sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, haggis, black pudding, tattie

scone, fried bread.
 

Vegan

Sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, hash brown, toasted English muffin

Add-Ons €2

SPAM * halloumi *avocado

NO MESSING ABOUT

From HP Brown Sauce to Heinz Beans, proper sausages, and builders’ tea, everything on your plate, in your mug, and in your pint comes straight from the British Isles.

Classic Scran €4

  • Toasted English Muffin with
    butter & jam

  • Beans on Toast

  • Crumpets x 2

  • Hash Browns x2

Breakfast Butties €8

  • Sausage & Egg

  • Bacon & Egg

  • Black pudding & Egg

  • SPAM & Egg

  • Square Sausage & Egg

  • Froached Egg (poached then
    fried egg) & Avocado

Add-Ons €2

Any of the Butty menu items, White pudding, haggis, avocado, tomato, potato cake, halloumi

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No continental breakfasts,
no Avo-toast or hollandaise. Only proper fry-ups, full English, Irish, and Scottish classics, and all the greasy goodness you can handle.

*

To bring the real flavors of a proper Full English breakfast to the streets of Amsterdam. Classic dishes from English, Irish, and Scottish breakfasts, piled high with all the greasy goodness you can fit on one plate of pure comfort. Come on in and get the full greasy experience, washed down with authentic builders’ tea or a cheeky boozy tipple*.

The Greasy Spoon was crafted with one thought
in mind:

Greasy Spoon
ˈɡriːzi spuːn (noun)

A small, old-fashioned café or diner from the British Isles, serving English, Irish, and Scottish breakfasts and simple fried or comfort foods such as bacon, eggs, sausages, black pudding, tattie scones, and Heinz beans. Known for nostalgic charm, authentic flavours, and generous greasy goodness.

THAT'S ENOUGH LOOKING.
GET YOURSELF IN.

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