
NO BOOKINGS
First come, first fed

The greasy goods

The
All-time faves

The proper scran
Drinks
Cold
Water Still / Sparkling ....................
Coke / Zero......................................
Iron Bru ...........................................
Dandelion & burdock ......................
Vimto ...............................................
Virgin Bloody Mary .........................
Lucozade .........................................
Orange / Apple Juice .......................
€3€3
€4
€4
€4
€4
€4
€4
Hot
Builders tea ..................................
Cappuccino ..................................
Latte .............................................
Americano ....................................
Espresso .......................................
Hot Chocolate ...............................
Earl Grey tea .................................
Mint tea .........................................
€3.5
€4
€4
€4
€3
€4
€3.5
€3.5
Hard
Espresso Martini ...............................
Bloody Mery ......................................
Prosecco ...........................................
Heineken, small ................................
Heineken, large ................................
Guiness .............................................
Cider ..................................................
Boozy hot chocolate .........................
€9
€9
€6
€3.5
€3.5
€8
€8
€9
MENU
Fry-Ups €14
Full English
Sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, hash brown, toasted English muffin
Irish Fry
Sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, black & white pudding, potato cake, soda bread
Scottish
Square sausage, bacon, fried egg, tomato, mushrooms, haggis, black pudding, tattie
scone, fried bread.
Vegan
Sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomato, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, hash brown, toasted English muffin
Add-Ons €2
SPAM * halloumi *avocado
NO MESSING ABOUT
From HP Brown Sauce to Heinz Beans, proper sausages, and builders’ tea, everything on your plate, in your mug, and in your pint comes straight from the British Isles.
Classic Scran €4
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Toasted English Muffin with
butter & jam
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Beans on Toast
-
Crumpets x 2
-
Hash Browns x2
Breakfast Butties €8
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Sausage & Egg
-
Bacon & Egg
-
Black pudding & Egg
-
SPAM & Egg
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Square Sausage & Egg
-
Froached Egg (poached then
fried egg) & Avocado
Add-Ons €2
Any of the Butty menu items, White pudding, haggis, avocado, tomato, potato cake, halloumi

No continental breakfasts,
no Avo-toast or hollandaise. Only proper fry-ups, full English, Irish, and Scottish classics, and all the greasy goodness you can handle.
*
To bring the real flavors of a proper Full English breakfast to the streets of Amsterdam. Classic dishes from English, Irish, and Scottish breakfasts, piled high with all the greasy goodness you can fit on one plate of pure comfort. Come on in and get the full greasy experience, washed down with authentic builders’ tea or a cheeky boozy tipple*.
The Greasy Spoon was crafted with one thought
in mind:
Greasy Spoon
ˈɡriːzi spuːn (noun)
A small, old-fashioned café or diner from the British Isles, serving English, Irish, and Scottish breakfasts and simple fried or comfort foods such as bacon, eggs, sausages, black pudding, tattie scones, and Heinz beans. Known for nostalgic charm, authentic flavours, and generous greasy goodness.

